“二戰(zhàn)”時(shí)期，盟軍要實(shí)施安奇奧登陸計(jì)劃，迫于對(duì)一門叫安奇奧大炮的超級(jí)武器的忌憚，要派兩個(gè)精銳特工去摧毀這門大炮，結(jié)果兩個(gè)傻逼被派了去，最后經(jīng)過一連串搞笑事件，陰差陽錯(cuò)的最后完成了任務(wù)?！　∑我唬旱聡?guó)人在北非布置了一個(gè)陷阱，準(zhǔn)備了一幅假的防御工事地圖讓這二個(gè)士兵帶回去。他們卻陰差陽錯(cuò)的拿走了真的地圖，最終贏得了戰(zhàn)役?！　∑味核麄兓b成管道工潛入德軍在意大利的司令部，給他們衛(wèi)生間的管道修得亂七八糟，把將軍淋了個(gè)落湯雞。將軍去換衣服，拉開抽屜發(fā)現(xiàn)一套新的軍服，于是洗頭洗臉準(zhǔn)備換上新軍服的時(shí)候閉著眼把臉盆里的臟水倒進(jìn)抽屜里了（柜子旁邊有一個(gè)廢水桶）。那個(gè)將軍是最主要的一個(gè)配角，很有意思。到影片結(jié)束前1分鐘，都沒有一句臺(tái)詞。最后說了一句“謝謝”。　　片段三：德軍有一門超級(jí)大炮俯視著聯(lián)軍將要登陸的海灘。這二個(gè)士兵居然化裝成希特勒和隨從，去視察大炮，把大炮炸掉了?！　n May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time